Me: *checking out at the grocery store with two jars of peanut butter and a bag of caesar salad*
Cashier: That’s the weirdest combination of food I’ve had come through my line all day.
Me: Really? I feel like I’ve made far weirder purchases than this in the past. This seems relatively tame in comparison.
Cashier: Nope. You win for today.
Taking my victories where I can.